Thursday, December 07, 2006

Tip for Women #3: Swimsuits and Underwear

Okay, one of my readers sort of beat me to the punch on this one, but I'll put it out there anyway.

If you're a woman, and you post photos of yourself in your swimsuit or underwear, you officially forfeit the right to complain when your inbox is filled with the cut-and-paste messages of meatheads, dirty old men, and randy 18 y/o frat boys.

Sorry, you just do.

Oh, and when the shy, arty, indie guy with a 20-page long profile sends you some long e-mail pouring out his heart about how you seem like such a great person because you're witty, intelligent, creative, and sexy? That just means he thinks you're sexy.

Don't hate men for it, though. When you dress like that, we're evolutionarily hard-wired to respond accordingly.

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