Thursday, December 07, 2006

Tip for Men #3: Updating Paris Hilton

Okay, guys. I know being a guy means that life is a constant race to the bottom, to the lowest common denominator of how little effort you can make and still get women, but you've got to make a LITTLE effort with your profile. That means updating it from time to time.

For example, that Paris Hilton s e x tape was out how long ago? It's been years! It's sort of tacky in the first place to use "the Paris Hilton s e x tape" as your "favourite on-screen s e x scene" in your profile. To STILL have it up like that is both tacky and uncreative.

I mean, come on! If you're going to go that route, at least say the Screech tape! Or the Britney/K-Fed tape that may or may not exist. :)

And a side-note. I keep having to edit this blog because the censors don't like the three letter S-word that ends with "x". Or "h o r n y". Has this site really got that prudish that just the WORD "s e x" is considered vulgar? :(

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