Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Tip for Women #1: Pets

In no instance should you talk about them, mention them, or post photos containing them.

Cats. This is especially true of cat owners. Ladies, if you talk about your cats, all guys will assume that you're a crazy, anti-social cat-lady. All the more so if your photos contain cats in them.

Small Dogs. This holds true to a lesser degree, and the assumption guys will make is that you're a Paris Hilton wanna-be.

Large Dogs. If you live in New York City, you shouldn't even have one of these. Do the dog a favour and move to the suburbs.

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