This is a lazy, 3am after a xmas week-end out of town post. It doesn't even involve your profile. I'm now having the temerity to critique you on the choices you make in your actual lives.
Tattoos: In NYC, if you're under 40, the "alternative" thing to do is not to have a tattoo. I'm making it official:
I officially declare a ten-year moritorium on all tattoos! All tattoo parlours must close! Any person caught getting a black market tattoo will be subject to disciplinary action...
Piercings: No more piercings on the face, please. I took out my eyebrow ring because I realised how weird they look, from seeing how every third person on the subway seems to have one. I'm keeping my nose ring, but that's only because I thought of it before you and your 99 friends thought of it. And these cheek/lip piercings? Well, let's just say when you see me look at your lip ring and shudder, it isn't from the cold.
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