After a few readers completely mis-interpreted my posts, and consequently decided to leave me scurrilous comments, I feel it would be helpful to post something to keep in mind if you're going to read what I write:
I'm doing this for a laugh, because, let's be honest: online dating often strays into the realm of the absurd. I try to keep a sense of humour about the whole affair, and I try not to take things too seriously.
So, please read me in the spirit in which I intend to write: for a laugh. I'm leaving the comments section open if you have anything interesting, productive, or funny to say in response.
If, however, you feel like sending me something along the lines of (a) "bollocks to you", (b) "you don't know what you're talking about", or (c) "HERE'S a tip for YOU...", kindly just keep it to yourself.
And try to have some fun with it, yeah?
P.S. My intended audience consists in straight people aged 22-35 and living in New York City. So if what I say doesn't describe the gay/lez scene, the over 35 scene, or the scene in Coffeyville, Kansas, just let it slide please.