Okay, cards on the table time: one more profile where s/he is looking for "an adventure", "a partner in crime", "someone who gets me", "someone who completes my sentences", "someone to cuddle with on a lazy Sunday", "somebody to read the NYTs with on a lazy Saturday", "somebody who completes me", "somebody to paint the town red with", and I might just run into the hills screaming.*
It's EXHAUSTING reading some of your profiles. Vague platitudes don't say anything about who you are or what you're looking for other than that you're the kind of person who uses vague platitudes, and that you're looking for somebody who thinks in terms of them.
Surely everybody's not so saturated with ennui that they can't think about romance in non-date-movie terms, right? Right...? Anybody...?
*I'm sure my haters and naysayers in the blogosphere would love for this to happen. Unfortunately for them, I'm just being facetious here. :P
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