Some "Activities" That Do Not Get the Blam-Blam Seal of Approval (C)

So, since I'm the dating guru who everybody looks to for their dating advice, does it surprise you that I'm not into rimming?

So sue me. I'm just not into having my tongue that close to poo, and I should just come out and admit that the high possibility of contracting a fecal-bound disease is intimidating enough to keep me away from your butthole. Moreover, it doesn't feel sufficiently incredible to encourage another person to put their tongue on my rectum. Diminishing returns, you follow?

For the big board: Rimming - Does not get the Blam-Blam Seal of Approval (C) .

Here are a few more things that do not get the Blam-Blam Seal of Approval (C)Necrophilia, Bestiality, Apotemnophilia, Fisting, Asphyxiophilia, Phalloorchoalgolagnia, Biastophilia, coprophilia/Fecophilia, Paedophilia, Fire Play, Emetophilia, Somnophilia, Erotophonophilia, Urolagnia, Genitorture, Vorarephilia, Frotteurism, Haematophilia

But just to leave you a FEW options, the following activities DO carry the Blam-Blam Seal of Approval (C)

Acarophilia, Parthenophilia, Amaurophilia, Group \bsexo?\b/swapping, Autagonistophilia, Heteroflexibility/Pansexuality, Endytophilia, Katoptronophilia, Maiesiophilia, Zelophilia, Narratophilia, Vincilagnia

Enjoy yourselves!